A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up
tothe
doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little
boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one
of the
women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until
I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come
in.
Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He
asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam
said no.
He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots
after
making love with Amber.
THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for
it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on
the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog
behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the
Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked,
"Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease,
instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home
with a baby-sitter.After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex
with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little
boys.She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum and
Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll
give her one in the car and he'll catch
the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and
Mum will go to bed andhave sex, and Mum will catch it.In the
morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk,
have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and
HE'S the bastard who ran over my FROG!"
