Let's see how evil you are! In the corrupt wish game, someone
posts a wish. Any wish. Then the followup poster corrupts it; they
grant it, but with a horrible twist. Then they make a wish in the
same post. Here are some rules and advice.
1. Try to corrupt the last poster.
2. No wishing for wishy wishes ("I wish for an uncorruptable
wish"). Feel free to skip people who do this.
3. No childish corruptions. They must have to relate to the topic
somehow. ("OK, you get a sandwich, but then you get hit by a truck
and die!!")
Here's an example.
Poster A: I wish for $1,000,000,000
Poster B: Fine, but it is all counterfeit. You get arrested and get
sentenced to 50 years in prison.
I wish I could cook like the great chefs.
Poster C Poof! You can now cook, like, the great chefs. You
cannibal!
I wish I could take a vacation in Australia.
Poster D Ta-da! You've been granted a year long working holiday at
a cattle station in the outback of Northern Territory. The nearest
town, Boogahpickawinna, with a population of 35, is 1,000
kilometers away.
{wish}
... and so on.
Let's begin.
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I wish I have a harem.