Corrupt A Wish

last SG · 2005-01-09T23:34:35+00:00

Wish Granted ! After Upgrade your laptop, your harddisk full of bad sector, your ram spoiled and burn your mama board .... and you can only afford papa boar...

Kuali Baba SG

And they have a different STD each.

I wish I can play football with Newcastle United.

LazerLordz SG

Yes, wish granted.The team will play your balls with their feet, beginning from tommorrow.Anyone for keepie-uppies? Twisted Evil

LazerLordz SG

Yes, wish granted.The team will play your balls with their feet, beginning from tommorrow.Anyone for keepie-uppies? Twisted Evil

I wish for a new camera!

SGnewbie SG

Poof! You got your wish, your next door kid is call Newcastle United and you have to play football with him every single day for the rest of your life.

I wish for a shorter dick :p

spaded SG

sure. you got a disney camera which you can view 10 different pictures through the pinhole by clicking the mickey mouse face button on the left. how cute!

i want a flat tummy.

SGnewbie SG

Poof! You get a flat tummy instantly!! However, due to the sudden contractions from a bulging tummy, all your fats rush up into your heart, clogging it and you die a horrible death!

I wish the world will end tomorrow so all this shit (tsunami, irag, terrorist) happening around us can stop once and for all!

[email protected] SG

Yr wish is granted, except that im a hopless dyslexic, and I end up giving u a fat tummy instead. Mr. Green

I wish I was a wee bit dumber.

spaded SG

it ended and everyone. everything moved to planet X except you. congrats! you have nothing left!

I wish there are no tests next week.

SGnewbie SG

there are no test in planet x.. how can the world end tomorrow and u still have to take your test next week? :p

[email protected] SG

granted. you don't have tests. u have exams. like I do as well.

I wish I didn't have exams next week

SGnewbie SG

Poof! You got your wish, minus 1 from your present IQ status, you will have..

an IQ of 0.

I wish for for they would lift that god d.a.m.n tax on our cigarettes!

SGnewbie SG

SGnewbie's wish superceded both of you :p

[email protected] SG

granted, and because they r so damn cheap now, u smoke so much you die within a year's time.

I wish for alcohol to drown my sorrows in.

SGnewbie SG

deleted, double clicked.. :p

SGnewbie SG

Poof! You got your wish, you are now in an ocean of alcohol, big enough to drown your sorrows.. and you.

I wish i can quit smoking.. Sigh

sLeEpWaLkErInG SG

Poof, your wishes is granted, but you are addicted with hype-drugs.

I wish for a perfect ruler of the world without any rules and regulations to bound me by which i have total control of fate and destiny in my hands. Laughing

[email protected] SG

u get a ruler alright. a 15cm ruler. The typical one u can find in any schoolkid's pencilcase.

I wish I'm not who I am.

keuriseudo SG

Poof! You r not who u are. You looked into the mirror and DAMN!!! You discovered that you now look like an ape, and behaving like one at the same time.

I wish I could fight like Bruce Lee.

[email protected] SG

ok. u can fight like Bruce Lee... guess how old he was when he died?

I wish I had a car to drive now.

keuriseudo SG

Poof!! You get a car to drive now... but... oops you forgot to wish for a key to open the door.

I wish I could kick your ass now. Mr. Green

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