Corrupt A Wish

last SG · 2005-01-09T23:34:35+00:00

Wish Granted ! After Upgrade your laptop, your harddisk full of bad sector, your ram spoiled and burn your mama board .... and you can only afford papa boar...

keuriseudo SG

Wish is not granted. As a next poster, I've the right to skip you. hahaha...

I wish to own a 60 storey condominium down town.

Gazette05 SG

Too bad, Osama's Demolition Team (aka Al-Qaeda) decides that your condo is the best in the world, so they do their job for you with planes crashing into your condominium. Worse still, you demand your deposit back and they say you forfeited your deposit and now have to pay insurance money to every occupant of the condominium and end up being bankrupt.

I wish that I cannot wish.

keuriseudo SG

Unfortunately, you have to wish... haven't you forget the rulez of this game?
Read rule no.2: -

2. No wishing for wishy wishes ("I wish for an uncorruptable wish". Feel free to skip people who do this.

So... feel free to wish again.

[email protected] SG

stickler for rules eh?

Kuali Baba SG

I wish my cold would go away.

[email protected] SG

it went away... when yr head fell off... Laughing

I wish......I had a nice gun to shoot myself with.

keuriseudo SG

Wish granted! You have a gun to shoot urself, but you didn't wish for bullets, so the gun isn't loaded.

I wish I have the power to heal people.

Kuali Baba SG

(LMAO!!!)

The doctors are suing you for stealing their business.

I wish I can have a plate of escargot now.

Otingocni SG

You wish is granted, except there are maggots crawling all over it.

I wish that there were no rules in this thread.

Laughing

keuriseudo SG

Granted. There won't be any rules in this thread. But the thread on the previous page contains rules. Besides... the entire 2 thread pages are closely linked and the topic is still the same. So, the rules remain the same! Mr. Green

I wish sggirls forum will get a better server in time to come.

[email protected] SG

Fuck. Laughing

[email protected] SG

what sort of wish u grant? wah lau. I grant her her wish, but becos now dun need rules, I can dun post any wishes liao. Game Over. Laughing

[email protected] SG

wish granted. better server, lousier pictures(eg. old grannies, mingers, and the odd female moses lim)

I wish for a gun loaded with bullets this time, to shoot myself with.

Kuali Baba SG

The gun comes with a faulty trigger, you can't fire!

I wish I can turn cod 2 into a toad.

[email protected] SG

He turns into a toad, but then u kiss him and the 2 of u get married happily ever after.

I wish I get a gun in perfect working order, loaded with fully functional rounds, to shoot myself with.

Kuali Baba SG

All is well except you don't have fingers and toes to pull the trigger with!

I wish for a barrel of cider.

[email protected] SG

blardy hell. ok wish granted. but im hard of hearing, and i gave u a barrel of sulphur. enjoy!

I wish I had EVERYTHING NECESSARY to shoot myself.

Otingocni SG

You wish is granted, but the hammering pin breaks....

I wish that anyone who twist my wish gets their life twisted as well.

Laughing

[email protected] SG

granted. but hey my life is twisted anyways, so when u twist something twisted u........... hey! u untwist it! wheeee

I wish I got everything i need to shoot myself and nothing will go wrong.

Otingocni SG

Your wish is granted, nothing goes wrong but your aiming is so horrible that you couldn't shoot yourself and wasted all the bullets.

I wish for world destruction.

Laughing

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