Poof!!! The world becomes a dream. And when you wake up, you'll
find yourself in Mars selling your dick to Desperate Marsian Old
Hags. Due to only one dick, you need to slice them up into thousand
pieces for a thousand old hags there. Ouch! What a world u live
in...

Wish Granted... but there can only be one Jennifer Aniston. And
she loves the real Brat Pit... not the cloned Wussy like you.
Ooops!!! 
I wish there'll be another World War.