Funny Chinglish

Kachui SG

1. In a Beijing hotel lobby:
"The lift is being fixed for next day. During that time we regret that
you will be unbearable."

2. In a Shanghai hotel elevator:
"Please leave your values at the front desk."

3. In a Hangzhou hotel:
"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."

4. In a Jilin hotel:
"You are very invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."

5. In a Wuxi dry cleaner:
"Please drop your trousers here for best results."

6. Outside a Tianjin clothing shop:
"Order your summer suits quick. Because of big rush we will execute
customers in strict rotation."

7. In a Xian tailor shop:
"Ladies may have a fit upstairs."

8. In a Guilin hotel:
"Because of impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in
the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."

9. An ad by Kunming dentist:
"Teeth extracted by the latest methodists."

10. In a Hangzhou zoo:
"Please do not feed animals. If you have suitable food give it to the
guard on duty."

11. In a Taiyuan bar:
"Special c o c k tails for the ladies with nuts."

12. In a Huashan temple:
"It is forbidden to enter a woman. Even a foreigner if dressed as a man."

de_middle SG

Laughing

angel7030 SG

Laughing and that is how they properous.

FireIce SG

dun laff lah
in a few years' time, the china ppl will be speaking much better english than u

Kachui SG

Then it will be their turn to laugh at us... Laughing

OasisBlue SG

3. In a Hangzhou hotel:
"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."

4. In a Jilin hotel:
"You are very invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."

Laughing

sand king SG

Laughing

Hardo_Gay SG

use profound word when they don know the meaning for fack ?

Rolling Eyes

cApitaland SG

I saw this once in China.

'Please do not throw your rubbish away'.

toyota-corolla SG

HOHOHOO! Laughing

no-no SG

oredi have leh... Laughing

just that..there are soooo many pple but i dunno why they cannot find the right people to do better translations...

popikachu SG

I once even saw a picture of a signboard which write "Please litter here" above the rubbish bin... lol

alleggerita SG

You want funny chinglish? I have 3 pictures taken in Hainan Island, China.. Laughing

This one is taken in our hotel's toilet..It says "Keep Our Environment"..But keep our environment WHAT?

Next up, "LOOKOUT KNOCKHEAD"..

The last one, and also the "BEST"!!! Taken at a beach there..If anyone can understand 100% of it, you can be english language professor liao.. Laughing

Blurboy12 SG

Laughing

Hocklez SG

smoke firework bambo is yan hua bao zhu? direct translation!

hiphop2009 SG

all direct translation.

if u do a direct translation back, u will noe wad it means.

nt only china has this problem, japan too....

our singlish better la, at least we is mix other language, well for dem, dey try to do perfect english but den, apparently it backfired.....

alleggerita SG

But I seriously doubt anyone can understand it 100%.. Laughing

I read like 20 times liao..I only 50% understand..

mancha SG

Laugh at the message, not at the people.

unclebutcher SG

but japan ppl engrand better

gigabyte14 SG

nah, about the same