Malaysia 's CSI movie - CSI :
KAMPUNG BARU Ahmed died in a fire and his body was
so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the
body. As he had
no family, they called up his two best friends, Ah Beng and Kumar.
Ah Beng went
in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Ah Beng
said,
"Wah-lau-eh, he's very barbecued like cha siu.? But if you would
roll him
over, I will tell you if he's my friend Ahmed or not." The
mortician
rolled the body over. Ah Beng looked at his ass and said,
"Heng-ah!
No-lah, dat not Ahmed." The mortician was puzzled how he was so
sure but
he didn't say anything. He went and got Kumar to check the body.
Kumar looked
closely and said, "Aiyoyo, it is true he's burnt very bad, but need
you to
roll him over and I can confirm if he's my friend, Ahmed." Again
the
mortician rolled the body over. Kumar looked down at the ass and
said,
"Aiyoyo, oh no no, this is definitely not Ahmed." The
mortician,
unable to suppress his curiosity any longer, said, "Okay, you have
to tell
me now - how can you and Ah Beng tell for sure this is not Ahmed?"
Kumar
said, "Well, this Ahmed, he had two assholes." "What?!!"
the mortician said in disbelief, "He had two assholes?!!" "Oh
yes, everyone in the neighbourhood knows this.?Every time the three
of us go
out, people always say, ' Here comes Ahmed with the two assholes'.
"
