Two Hokkien pengs, Ah Beng and Ah Seng, got promoted from
privates to corporals.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Ah Beng says, "Eh, Seng
ah, there's the NCO Club. Let's go inside and togo."
"But we all is plivate only, mah," protests Ah Seng.
"No, we all is copler now," says Ah Beng, pulling him inside.
Once inside the pub, Ah Beng says, "Okay, let's order some beer and
togo!"
"But we all is plivate!" says Ah Seng.
"Piang eh, you cannot see, meh?" says Ah Beng, pointing to his
stripes. "We all is copler now!"
After leaving the NCO club, Ah Beng and Ah Seng go to
Geylang.
There, Ah Beng whistles at a hooker, but the hooker says, "Sorry,
hor. Tonight cannot because I got gonorrhea."
Ah Beng pulls Ah Seng to the side and say, "Eh, you go and check
the dictionary and see what 'gonorrhea' means. It it's okay, give
me the okay sign."
Ah Seng goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Ah Beng a big
thumbs-up.
Three weeks later, Ah Beng is in the hospital with a severe case of
gonorrhea.
"Ni na beh," he scolds Ah Seng. "Why you tell me it's okay?"
"Not my fault!" says Ah Seng. "In the dictionary, it says gonorrhea
affects the privates."
Then he points to his stripes: "But we is copler now,
mah!"
