The president of Chase Manhattan Bank decides he should take a
vacation/business trip. Since the president has heard how much fun
Taipei is, he decides to visit the offices there. He books two
tickets, one for him and one for his secretary.
After his arrival in Taipei, the president receives an urgent
message from headquarters that the richest man in Taiwan wants to
put all his money into a Chase Manhattan account. Since the account
would be quite substantial, the president decides to meet
personally with the man.
The next day, the president and his secretary go to meet the
Taiwanese at an exclusive restaurant. Throughout the dinner, the
president tries to bring up the subject of opening the new account
but the prospective client only seems interested in the president's
secretary.
After dinner, the businessman asks the secretary to spend the rest
of the evening seeing the sights in Taipei with him. Not wishing to
offend the prospective client, the president orders his secretary
to go ahead but tells her that she must be diplomatic and under no
circumstances is she to insult the man by rejecting him
outright.
After going to a dance club for a few hours, the businessman takes
the secretary aside. As he holds her hand and looks her straight
into her eyes, he tells her that he loves her. Then, he gets on his
knees and asks her to marry him.
Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she
remembers what her boss told her. Don't reject the guy outright.
So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from
wanting to marry her.
So, after a few minutes, the woman says: "I will only marry you
under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75
carat diamond ring, with a matching 200 carat diamond tiara." The
Taiwanese man pauses for awhile then, with a nod of his head,
answers: "No problem!! I buy. I buy."
Realizing that her first condition was too easy, the woman says,
"My second condition is a 100 room mansion in New York. As a
vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the Gironde
in France." The man pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular
phone, calls some brokers in New York, then he calls some real
estate agents in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and
says, "Okay, okay. I build, I build."
Realizing that she has one last condition, the secretary knows that
she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and
finally, she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints
her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like
to have sex, I want the man I marry to have a 12-inch penis."
The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face in his hands and
rests his elbows on the table. All the while, he's muttering
something in Chinese.
Finally, after what seemed like forever, the man shakes his head,
looking real sad, says to the woman, "OK. I cut. I cut."
