Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "Hi, I'm Ben from E-Fusxxon. I would like to introduce you
to this new product that's exclusive to special people like you.
Would you be interested?"
Me: "No I'm not interested. By the way, how did you get my
number?"
Caller: "I've got it from a lucky draw coupon that you've
submitted."
Me: "I don't forget I've entered into any lucky draw for the past
two years."
Caller: "Eerh, could it be you family members entered for
you?"
Me: "Tell me how your company gets my details."
Caller: "Through the lucky draw."
Me: "Tell me how and where you got my details. If you don't tell
me, I will file a police report on intrusion of privacy."
Caller: "I will call my supervisor to explain."
Me: "You jolly well do!"
Sup: "Hi, I'm Madelene, supervisor of Ben. I heard from Ben that
you would want to file a police report, is it?"
Me: "Yes, if you don't tell me honestly how your company gets my
details."
Sup: "Our company got your details through the Yellow Pages."
Me: "What?! You must be kidding me! First, I've only a mobile line
and that's not listed. Second, Yellow Pages doesn't list mobile
phone numbers in their directory! So who are you trying to
kid?"
Sup: "We are just a telemarketing company on behalf of the product
company. You can go and file a police report if you want."
Me: "Okay! For your information, I AM at the police station
NOW!"
Sup: "Fine with me! Go ahead and file it."
Me: "Thanks for your permission! Officer, you can file it as a
public disturbance call and intrusion of privacy."
*Call hung up*
