worst pick-up lines

last SG · 2006-08-05T14:52:54+00:00

"¬·¥äI¼Ð" "xiao jie, ze shi wo de ming pian" one of this friend of mine uses a LAO TU pick up line. " xiao jie, ni hen mian shan"

the.owl SG

o_0

Quinsy SG

Hi, I miss getting hugged, can i get a hug from you? Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral

Quinsy SG

Oh, and another one...
Was at Changi's bambooze and this guy who was sitting next table to mine came over...

Him: Hi. I haven't seen you around before, you a regular here?
Me: Yeah, sort of regular, haven't been coming round lately though.
Him:. Oh I see, so can I get your number to get you to come round more regularly?
Me: *sian*

banzie SG

I have a feeling he didn't add something but anyway... I think you're a straightforward bitch...

If its me I never dare to hook anyone up.... For me to woo a girl really takes real damn long... and she must really give me the courage...

dark_snowboy SG

guess you would have felt better if he just asked whether can he buy you a drink? Razz

markzz SG

Gal: Hello, I'm a footballer and I'm here to kick your balls!" *rams foot into boy's balls*

Laughing

Hellraiza SG

honestly speaking, does the “can i buy you a drink” line work at ALL? Sounds very cheesy to me…

Rejected SG

" can i screw you? " Embarassed

digicharat SG

siao eh, ai sio gan mai?

aHGer^83 SG

haha.. actually, i didn't know wad got into me.. maybe i got very irritated at the dancefloor oready.. so can say the guys were sway lor.. become my chu qi tong.. haha~ but shiok man!!!

aHGer^83 SG

gal: lets go!!!

*enters hotel room, gal strip, guy realise she's a he...*
Laughing

aHGer^83 SG

used to it liaoz... but my guys always feels great to have their gf being picked up.. n i wld always ignore those ppl... i juz find dat picking up gals wif a cheesy style is LAME!!!! Mr. Green

Quinsy SG

I would have gladly accepted the drink and go find my boyfriend. Smile

bladez87 SG

whats not your sign

bladez87 SG

look like i no go clubbing i missing out on a lot of fun.lol

spinsugar SG

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."

"Hello, well-formed Homo-sapien specimen. Would you care to depart with me towards my domiciliary residence and observe a documentary of the ontogenesis of another Homo-sapien individual just prior to fertilization?"

"You're ugly but you intrigue me." (someone tried this 8 times. he got slapped 8 times too)

"This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine."

"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

Carburettor2 SG

The worst is this:

You want to see my kukujiao?

redstone SG

“How old are you”?

uncle_abc SG

how about this

how do u want me to do wif ur eggs
fried, boiled, or fertilised?

Cool-gal SG

then she will reply " how do u wan me to do with ur sausage? steam, grilled, break it???

Laughing

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