worst pick-up lines

i’ve got no sausage, only got giant rod

ever heard of tie bang mo chen zhen? Laughing

Shocked Shocked Shocked

this is one of the worst lines. Mad

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

hmm, then probably she will let ur giant rod rot..
Laughing

hi, what’s the time now?

Can I put my hot rod between your legs?

then i can use the zhen from the tie bang for sado m.
then the girl will be damned shiok....

infinity minus anything is still infinity.....

your body look like a textbook, may i study it? Laughing

Embarassed Laughing

"Err......"

"Ok...."

"¬·¥äI¼Ð"
"xiao jie, ze shi wo de ming pian"

one of this friend of mine uses a LAO TU pick up line.
" xiao jie, ni hen mian shan"

« Previous Page