I say balls understand! I seriously have lost count over how
many times me and my ex argued over smth tremendously insignificant
(to me lah) but u be the judge.
A typical arguement always went like this...
SCENE-me and xgf walking hand in hand happily down orchard road.
Suddenly for no reason she refuses to look at me, face turn
black.
Me: "anything wrong dear?"
Her: keep quiet
Me: ask again "what happened? Everything okay or not"
Her: mumble something, arbor those typical supersoft
"nothing"
Me: "you sure? Okay..." (actually i know somethings up, but i
farking sian of getting it off her chest, cuz when women say
"nothing" actually means "damn big thing but see whether u can
guess". They like this kinda stupid mind games)
awkward silence for 5 mins
Me (slightly irritated, i mean, who wouldn't?) : "You sure there's
nothing?"
Her (also irritated) : "You don't so fan can or not"
Me: "Hey what's your problem?"
Her: "ME? YOU are the one with the problem!"
Me: (stunned) "I ask you what's the matter u scold me, never ask
you think i don't care, then what you want?"
At this point of time she will bring up some incident in the past
which seemed normal for the guy, but macam like the sky is falling
for her. Or worse say something that will really sting like "you
don't like me, go back to your ex lah!" (POINT TO TAKE NOTE-never
tell ur current gf about your ex. They will always try to compare,
or feel inferior/superior to them,being the bitchy gender that they
are. And when a girl says "i wanna know more about you, tell me
more about you" she's not really interested, just storing up ammo
for use in potential future conflicts. For eg; "i like to drink
vodka ribena" NOW, translates
into "drunkard" in the future.)
back to the arguement. (oh yah. never ask them are they having
their period if they are in a bad mood. they'll just go "typical
man, bad mood only must be period issit? Ignorant. Even though
sometimes they are REALLY having their period. bloody hell)
Her: Storm off in a huff (your sign of weakness-chasing after
her)
Me: Chase after her, grab her hand
Her: "let me go lah"
Me: "What's the matter with you? Calm down can or not?"
Her: Usually says something longwinded, beat around the bush, never
anything specific one.
Me: What you expect me to say when i don't understand the charges
she is levelling against me? So instead it's my turn to get dulan.
"You want to go crazy, go to woodbridge"
Her : "****er! get lost"
She goes her way, i go mine. 10 mins later call her, but won't
answer the phone until u call for about 50 times, then she will
give you face and answer with a "dont call lah farking irritating"
then kum sart, off phone. So what do you do?
You go somewhere and get drunk/find a girl to "release your anger
on womankind"/cry like a dick/all of the above.
Next day afternoon you call her, she will answer with those kinda
arrogant/i-don't-give-a-damn-if-u-live-or-die kinda tone "yah what
u want"
Me (tension "relieved" liao, more reconcilatory) "sorry lah dear, i
didn't mean it" (inside heart going "u lucky i good mood, give u
face, get you into bed you farking die)
Her "im tired of hearing sorry from you blahblahblah you must
blahblahblah (proceed to give long speech about how to treat a
woman right, she should be bloody thankful im not treating her like
an iraqi housewife)
Me "forgive me dear, let's go for dinner/movie/whatever"
Her "okay lah okay lah meet what time"
Repeat the whole cycle once every 2 weeks or if you're lucky once a
month.
If SG girls say ang mohs are i better, i give it to them, cuz we
Singaporeans are different, we also have our PRIDE!
phew done. Hope it entertains.
