here's one.. which is.. tragic if you can stop laughing

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Chef dies after feeling eel
believe me.. it is hell of a lot worse than the headline

Ok lah.... compared to the cucumber case, he didn't do it to
himself.....
I expect a manslaughter charge for those idiots who tried to
prank him. But seeing as how this is China, I guess they'll be
seeing the firing squad pretty soon....
That said, I had to admit to laughing while feeling grossed out
at the same time. 