My Best fren send me tis few sms...
1st sms...
When u cry, i cry
when u laugh i laugh
when u angry i sad
when u smiling i happy
when u sad i sad
when u jump off the building, i say "Alamak confirm si liao"
2nd sms...
when u pcc, i suck for u
when u change clothes, i take off my clothes let u wear
when u kiss a gay, i kiss a girl
when u go geylang, i go changi village or hollang road
when u take drug, i wil say "Bye bye, i better call
mata(police)"
3rd sms...
when i see you when we were kids, i was happy when we play &
fight
But why u nv gif me sweets when i touch u ku ku bird.
Than u say cos my pubic hair haven't grow mah.
That time i saw chio bu u nv share share, Why so mean.
Cause tat time u also bo intro cha bor to me wad..
Wahlao i don fren u le. Don't fren lor...
WAHLAO joke joke nia, don take it serious la.
Buddy i forgot tell u. That chio bu was my MA ma.
u wan find my Ma ma do wad? you Milf ar?
thats all tis sms is my best fren send to me, when we was at skool,
different class send de.
