blahshit SG short story.. 2 friends, see and saw one day see saw sea & saw didn't see sae. see saw sea & jumped in sea. saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea. see saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea. see saw both saw sea and both saw and sea were happy in see sea. ~the end~
blahshit SG bear, lion, chicken talk... who's most feared? bear says i roar forest trembles.. lion says i roar jungle shakes.. chicken says i cough and whole world panics..
blahshit SG hahaha... no la.. something to confuse pple.. hahhaa... jus now i type also gong gong sia.. dunno i type till where.. hahaha...
tare SG Why r married men fatter than single ones? Singles come home see what's in the fridge & go to bed. Married men come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge...
tare SG Wife is like a tv, gf is like a hp... at home watch tv, go out bring hp no $$ sell tv, got $$ change hp sometimes enjoy tv, but most of the time play with hp tv free for life but hp, if u dun pay, services will be terminated!!!
ScorpFire SG heres one Not all plants can produce water, but cactus did it Not all flowers can represent love, but roses did it Not all monkeys can read this SMS, but U did it.. WOW!!! aNOther one Right now there are 1000000 people watching TV 20000 people drinking coffee 1000 people sleeping in their bed 100 people studying their textbooks 50 people giving birth And 1 idiot reading this SMS
bkbatboy SG Hmmm..I got this...suppose to be chinese version though.. A black man died of thirst in a desert.When he went to heaven, God pitied him and gave him 3 wishes..The black man said: "I wanna turn white,have plenty of water to drink and wanna see lots of hot asses everyday...God granted his wish.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He turned into a toilet bowl..
dominopieces SG i got one too! from april fool's one. If i know how much of an idiot you were i wouldn't have made friends with you. Thats it! i've had it with your nonsense... we're no friends anymore... Its over... . . . . . . . . . . . . Got a shock of your life? haha... Send to all your besties and see how many idiots dont read the message fully. Haha...Happy april fool's day!
alleggerita SG I got an Ah Beng joke long time ago.. Ah Beng wanted to know the time difference between Beijing and Los Angeles, so he called up an operator to enquire.. Ah Beng: What's the time difference between Beijing and Los Angeles huh? Operator: Just a minute, sir. Ah Beng: Okay, thank you ah. Then he put down the phone.
