Girl : One kiss, and I'm all yours...
Boy : Thanks for the early warning!
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Wife : Honey, Dinner's ready!
Husband : Great dear, what choices do I have?
Wife : Yes or No.
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Wife : I saw that you keep my photo in your wallet, why ah?
Husband : Wheneba I got problem, I see your photo, and those
problems, suddenly disappear loh!
Wife : aww..*touched*
Husband : Then I think, there's nothing more worse than this
liao!
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Girlfriend : I want to share your pain, sorrows, and misery
after our marriage.
Boy : That's very sweet, but I don't think I'll face any of
them.
Girlfriend : That's cuz we're not married yet.
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Wife : Did you marry me because of my beautiful face or my sexy
body?
Husband : *looks head to toe* It's because you have a very good
sense of humor liao. Hahahaha...
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