Funny SMS

lianamaster SG

smart2see SG

Darling ... You don't now how much u mean to me. When I'm sick, ịnurious, sad, ... even when I go bankrupt ... you're always by my side :) ......

(girl ... "tears " ... happy ...)

to be continued: ... That implies you always bring unfortunate stuffs to me. I decide we''ll break up

lol ....

Bangulzai SG

The pledge:

We, the passengers of MRT,
Poise ourselves as 1 united kiasu.
Regardless of pregnant women, elderly & little children,
To chiong in when the doors open,
So as to achieve seats, sleep & rest.

Kenashi SG

lianamaster SG

The pledge:

We, the passengers of MRT,
Poise ourselves as 1 united kiasu.
Regardless of pregnant women, elderly & little children,
To chiong in when the doors open,
So as to achieve seats, sleep & rest.

askzban SG

one poem my fren cre8ted

Roses are red.

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

and so are you

BUT the roses are whitering

the violets are dead

the sugar bowl is empty

and so are your head

Keith1987 SG

nice

Greendot871 SG

Here's my share of funny sms...

Congrats. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.

To play,

throw your phone against the wall, then assemble the pieces...

Enjoy!

lianamaster SG

Justin1590 SG

LOL

Khairiano SG

Hey i can't hide this from you anymore,

I don't wanna hurt you

& i feel it's best to tell you before you hear it from someone else.

I'm scared to tell you but anyway you are goint to know this any day or anytime.

i've to tell you that..

ROTI PRATA'S PRICE INCREASED BY $0.10!!

alstom metropolis SG

I recieved this SMS yesterday

do read till the end,as there is a catch.

this message is real!!!!

there is an end of the world in 2012.forward this message to ppl to warn them about this.send 2 10 ppl and you will only be squashed by a meteor.send to 50 ppl and you will only become vaporised by the heat.send to 1000 ppl and you will only lose your fate.send to 1 person and you shall die !!!but if you send to 10,000,000 ppl,you can eat rojak b4 u die.

u nvr send to anyone than better buy insurance from me and me only.

Jenia SG

Idk if your seen this before, but it's quite hilarious....

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

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