A plane did an emergency landing on the water. The stewardess
wanna let the passengers slide down to the lifeboats but the
passsengers refused.
The stewardess seek help from the captain. The very
knowledgeable captain said…
“You tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE. Tell the British this is an HONOUR. Tell the French this is ROMANTIC. Tell the Germans this is the LAW. Tell the Japanese this is an ORDER. And all shall be sorted out.”
The stewardess asked awkwardly, “Then how about the
Chinese?”
The captain laughed.,.”Easy, just tell them it is FREE.”
The stewardess suddenly recalled, “There are a few
Singaporeans!”
The captain patiently explained, “You need not tell Singaporeans
anything, they will follow wherever there is a Queue.”
