mahai102 SG tips for dumping your wife... #1. pretend to take out the rubbish. hide your daughter in a rubbish bag. that way you won't get intercepted by her on your way out. better still if you live in an hdb flat with a rubbish chute, throw yourself and the baby down the chute until you can step out of the wastebin and make your getaway... #2. tell your wife to meet you at night safari at 8pm. arrange to meet mona in singapore zoo at 3pm. you'll have 5 hours to show a clean pair of heels...it'll be remote enough for neither woman to suspect anything's amiss... #3. take your wife on a shopping expedition. make her carry all the bags. when you reach the station entrance tell your wife to go on ahead and that you're stepping out to top up your ezlink card...take your wife's ezlink card with you too...step back over the barriers and arrange to meet mona in city hall at 3pm...change clothes in the train & wear a woolly cap over your head...lose yourself in the crowd... #4. get yourself signed up for the clown programme in suntec city...wear baggy clown clothes to work...secrete your daughter in one of the baggy pockets...tell your wife a few rotten jokes...she'll fall helplessly to the floor clutching her sides in laughter...have mona wait for you in the car in temasek boulevard...make your getaway then...
alpser SG Yah insult to the character's name in the drama Golden Faith. are you serious about this whole thing?
ilovemyrolex SG you're right, your wife shouldn't kill herself or your daughter. she should just put a knife in your heart when you're sound asleep. but wait! you're a heartless attention seeker, starting threads about kissing some gal at a pub, and your other escapades. So maybe that won't kill you. i.c.y. is right about you being an attention seeker. I hope you wife does the right thing and we won't ever see your posts again. Originally posted by Ding Shanben: How can a mother be so cruel and want to kill our baby? just because of another women haiz i gave up see so late at night already i have to wait till she really sound asleep before i dare to go in and sleep.
hyuuga neji SG did you remember to keep all the knife and scissors in you hse... you'll sleep better if you do... no need worry so much bout your wife cutting it off... tonite stay on guard also ok...
Ding Shanben SG Tonight i won't be coming home so no need to scare about what that crazy women will do and i can sleep soundly at last.
littlestream SG ha ha ha....oh, mahai102....you are funny. Are you a playwriter? You may want to start one. Mr Ding's story can come in handy. But sorry, no guarantee on ticket sales eh? As for you, Mr. Ding.......oh man.....I don't know if you are sick or should I thank you. Thank you that this is all a piece of crap and that I got fooled (negative). But hey, guess what? I get to oiled my thinking cap, writing skills, typing speed and made new friends. So, all's not lost. It turned out positive!!! Well, well..........so much for this virtual drama!!! May you rest in peace (pun not intended).
ceciltan SG Ding Shanben GAN NI NA BU CHAO CHEE BYE. U THE KIND OF CHEE BYE MAN WHO THROW AWAY ALL DIGINITY OF MAN AND DISGRACE US MAN. FUCK YOU AND GO AND DIE. U ARE AN UTTER DISGRACE! U ARE TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE AND WHAT THAT CRAP ABOUT MAN CAN PLAY WOMAN CANNOT. I THINK THE ONLY RIGHT THING FOR YOU TO DO NOW IS TO GO AND DIE AND DO THE WORLD AND YOURSELF A FAVOUR. OR ANOTHER THING YOU CAN DO IS TO CHOP OFF YOUR BRO AND LIVE LIKE A WOMAN. REALLY PITY YOUR WIFE. QUICK LAH DUN WAIT LIAO, JUST GO AND DIE. I SO PISSED THAT I DUN MIND GANA BANNED FOR USING FOUL LANGUAGE ON YOU. JUST GO AND DIE. SCUM OF THE SOCIETY!!!!
ditzy SG GOOD EVENING MR DING SHANBEN! One evening without your wife, means an extra night she can get a surprise for you ready.
littlestream SG Thanks for sharing, Duskystar. I hope you are over this chapter of your life now. But you are one brave girl.....you actually called his wife? Wow. It takes will.....to make a lasting relationship whether it's spousal, family or friends. There will always be distractions or temptations and different phases that we go through in life. If we can sail past the phase without causing any damage, that's great. Yeah?
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