How to bathe a cat (Instuctions vs Reality)

last SG · 2004-12-29T11:30:12+00:00

1. cat get dirty 2. catch cat 3. throw in rubbish chute 4. get a dog

Cepat SG

The cats I meow are usually those long kang cats...but I do give them fresh milk to drink Very Happy

the.raven SG

dun teach your cat kung fu next time.

I wonder if you can blind fold the cat so that it doesnt know you are up to no good....I never tried that.

care bear SG

It doesnt work lah...they have some 6th sense about water!!! It comes near to then and they start freaking out!!!

care bear SG

Cats are lactose intolerant....makes them lao sai....
please try not to give milk if you can...some can even die from it if they are strays and very malnourished. They like it but its not good for them.

Cepat SG

Then give them fish?

Nelstar SG

OMG the bear made a spelling mistake.

Laughing

See topic for reference!

care bear SG

fish can...but without the bones if possible...they will choke on bones one..
cat food is the best... Very Happy

care bear SG

Middle of the night bah?!!
Very Happy Bleary eyed Bear!!!

Nelstar SG

How to bathe a cat (The complete idiots guide to bathing a cat)

01. put cat in a cage. (put food inside cage)
02. put cage under running tap.
03. pour dettol over cage.
04. use hose and spray.

Done.

Laughing

Twisted Evil

care bear SG

Shocked Shocked Shocked
Evil or Very Mad

care bear SG

Nelstar SG

Dogs are easier. I used to have a dog. Under good training, the bow wow will not run, will not shake his body while we wash him.

When we close the door, he can shake till his hair dropped.

Mr. Green

neuros SG

my cat actually likes water! Laughing he doesn't sit there quietly to be bathed but it's not as hassleful as one might've thought...

elindra: my kitten had the personality of a dog when it was younger! it'll scramble to be petted, come greet us at the door when we come back, follow around my mom's feet when she's doing housework etc... but now that he's getting older starting to be more like a cat... getting more and more "dao"... hahahaaa...

Nelstar SG

Younger felines are more playful, and especially nice to the hands that feed it. Older felines tend to be more careful... and ungrateful.

Get a dog now, cats are ungrateful creatures!

Laughing

care bear SG

Wow a cat that likes water!!! Thats very very very rare!!!! YOu're lucky!!!

Out of my cats, one of them also very much like a dog...will be at the door to greet me, follows me everywhere, waits outside the bathroom door or the bedroom door, always wants sayang, the moment you sit down it will come and jump on you and sit on your lap...now adult already, still like that...funny cat...but I cant help it to sayang him the most loh, because he really so lovable and sweet...

Nelstar SG

Try not feeding it for two days. See if it stays in your house.

The likely case, the cat found a new owner that feeds it.

Laughing

_Aaron_ SG

Not if you keep them locked in. They can't do anything about it what..~

Nelstar SG

OMG i gonna report you to spca.

Twisted Evil

Cats are too clever to be kept as a loyal pet. Too selfish too.

care bear SG

do you have cats as pets???

Nelstar SG

Used to, 3 betrayers.

First 1 basically disappeared one day without any reason after like 2 years in my house, and found it molesting another cat in neighbours house. Refused to come back after being called. (zhong se qing you)

Second 1 simply refuse to stay inside the house after feeding. refuse to be petted when fed betrayer

last 1 the best, played with my father's goldfish and disappeared after committing crime scene. Evil or Very Mad

Anyway, 75% of the cats are ungrateful, if you're lucky you get the 25%.

Mr. Green

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